Prose

Feature writing

A Bucolic Bike Ride Through Fair Hill, NRMA; Maryland Road Trips (2021)

Humor

The Annual

Discover Your Cuck Name! (2017)

8 Things to Wear to Prevent In-Flight Banter (2016)

6 (Whoa!) Weird Superstitions That Are Really True (2016)

Minute by Minute Speculation About What Happened During the 30 Minutes Ted Cruz and Ben Carson Spent in the Closet Together (2016)

My Disgusting Condition (2016)

Christmas Song of the Week (2016)

What’s Your Right-Wing Militia Name? (2016)

The Tale of the ChrimbeeBeast of Olde: A 13 Tweet Story and Lullaby (2015)

Trina Rind Explains the Black Friday Incident (2015)

9 Euphemisms to Say “I Live With My Parents” (2015)